Yes, That Was Us Pulled Over, Puking on the Roadside

Dear Strep Throat,
Enough with the funny business. It was completely horrendous of you to strike the boy at the tail end of his 3rd grade career and cause him to miss his much-anticipated banana split party at school. This just smacks of bad manners, Strep Throat! We can hardly wait until the Amoxicillin kicks you out the door, and you can take all of your baggage (the puking and the headache and the fever of 103) with you!
Sincerely,
Mama

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