We Get Up at 3 AM So We Can Get Our Game Sneakers On

Dear Brand New Chuck Taylor Sneakers,
You’re actually pretty sharp looking, and your new-sneaker smell, when the boy pulled you out of the box, was terrific. You’ve made the boy run faster, jump higher, and skip quicker this week. However, you give new meaning to the phrase, “Hurry up and get your shoes on, so that we can go.” Because really? That phrase now means that we need to set our alarm clocks forty minutes earlier, so that we’ll actually have time to cram our feet into you and lace you up, Chuck Taylors. Thank you for that. Thank you for being a giant hindrance in our morning routine.
Sincerely,
Jedi Mama

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