Y’all don’t celebrate Christmas with a few members of The Force?
Y’all don’t have Star Wars ornaments hanging from homemade hooks, constructed out of blue electrical wire, on your trees?
A shame. Just a pure shame. We’re going to buy our Christmas gifts off the Jawa-driven sandcrawler this year. Doesn’t everyone want a faulty droid wrapped up beneath the tree?
(And really? You should never, ever underestimate the power of blue electrical wire.)
(Or duct tape.)
(Or a good lightsaber.)