In case there are any doubts in your mind as to how REFINED and UTTERLY CLASSY and COMPLETELY SOPHISTICATED Hubs and I are, this should assure you otherwise.

Because it speaks a word of truth over us.  In our small world, there really are only two wines:  The one with all the redness and the white one.

We wish it was different.  But really?  What else do you expect from a family who goes Ice Blocking, dedicates time to watching reality shows about Big Foot on TV, and was the model for the Heck family on The Middle?