He Thinks I’m Funny

“Okay.  Stop me if you’ve heard this one.”

“I will, Ma.”

“What do you call a bear with no teeth?”

“Um… Wow!  I don’t know!  What, Ma?  What is it?  What do you call a bear with no teeth??!!  This is gonna be good, isn’t it?!  I can hardly wait!”

“You call him a gummy bear!”

“I!  Can’t!  Breathe! (*wheeze*)  That was so funny, I can’t breathe, Ma!!  Tell it to me again!”

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