Of course, the moral of the story is that sometimes… when your mama has already told you SEVENTY-TWELVE THOUSAND TIMES that climbing on the bar stool, in order to reach things you shouldn’t be reaching, is actually A BAD IDEA… you should MAYBE  LISTEN TO HER.

Because sometimes the stool will buck you off, and you will end up with a super sweet shiner.

Of course, Thing 2 just thinks he looks TOUGHER with a black eye.

Y’all have a good Wednesday evening.