Thing 2 went to his preschool class this morning.  When I picked him up, he came running out of his classroom door, happy to see me, and completely excited to tell me that he’d had the best time!

His teacher was right behind him.  She just grinned and said, “I.  Am.  So.  Sorry.  But… he had a blast.”

And then we came home, where we typed HOW DO YOU REMOVE PERMANENT MARKER FROM SKIN into the genius named Google.