If You Need Me Tonight, I’ll Be In Bed At 6:30

IMG_8482“What am I doing, Ma?  Oh… you know.  Just stretching… because I plan to wake up at 11:15 tonight and run a marathon, complete with hurdles, moguls, and back handsprings, and then I’ll probably want to overdose on carbs at 2 AM by asking for a giant bowl of mac and cheese, right before I crash and burn, to sleep the sleep of bears in January.”

The honest truth?  I don’t want to sleep like a baby at night.  All I want to be able to do is sleep like husbands do.


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