Driving Miss Daisy

“I just LOVE leisurely drives, Thing 2! I love seeing all the sunflowers in bloom, and… oh, look! Mrs. Jones’ rosebush is gorgeous today! And the mountains, Thing 2! Aren’t they just breath-taking?”

“Well… son of a yellow-bellied, sissy lizard! I just smashed a skunk! That’s gonna stink up the old Ford’s upholstery. And my State Farm guy better not give me any grief this time. That was a suicidal skunk. It wasn’t like the mailbox last week…”


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