THING 2 (right after his shower this morning, while I was helping him dry off and get dressed): “I’m freezing! I’m FREEZING!!” (*use the whiny voice now*) “I’m so cold, I can’t stand it! Hurry up and get my clothes on me!”
ME (trying to avoid the childish reaction of showing him how I could really kick things into SLOOOOOW… MOOOOO… TIONNNNNN): “I AM hurrying! Hold still and get these jeans on!”
THING 2: “I AM FREEZING!!!!” (*inserts one arm into his shirt*) “Wait! What kind of shirt is this?”
ME: “It’s a shirt! Just a shirt!”
THING 2: “Well, what KIND of shirt is it?”
ME: “It’s just a long-sleeved, maroon T-shirt!”
THING 2: (*insert Academy Award-worthy whining voice*) “Oooh!!! I don’t like long-sleeved shirts! They make me too hot!!!”
I believe this is why God gave us GRAPES.