The Thanksgiving Tooth Fairy

And now… after more turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole, bacon-wrapped jalapenos, stuffing, hot rolls, deviled eggs, pecan pie, pumpkin pie, and apple pie than we can possibly hold in our bellies, we are gathered back in our own home, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Thanksgiving Tooth Fairy.

She flutters in and makes an appearance on Thanksgiving Night, after you’ve wrestled your thirteen-year-old cousin like a barbarian (in some effort to burn off all the carbohydrate calories you ingested), and smacked your mouth against his ankle bone.

img_4083God bless all the boy moms.

And God bless all the moms of little girls, too, who never have to deal with Hulk Hogan and Triple H, rolling around on their family room floors.

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all.

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