In case you’re wondering how my day has gone… HOW MY ENTIRE WEEK HAS GONE… let me show you this:
That mess of spilled coffee-flavored-milk on my kitchen floor happened when I grabbed my STILL-HOT cup of coffee… that I was STILL DRINKING… and turned it upside down to load into the dishwasher. Apparently, the one mug you SHOULDN’T load into the dishwasher with the rest of the dirty dishes is the mug you’re currently sipping from.
This picture does no justice to the mess. 98% of the mess was hidden under the dishwasher’s door, and was revealed to me in a moment of YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, when I flipped the door up to clean up the small-ish mess. The small-ish mess in the picture I snapped, to send to Hubs, turned out to be a genuine catastrophic mess, so… you know… Bye-bye, brand new roll of Bounty paper towels!
Now, if you’ll add to this the small fact that we have had a REAL LIVE FLYING FLY in our house… in JANUARY!!!… which has driven both Cat 1 and Cat 2 to the very bring of insanity, as he seems to be a fly on steroids, capable of dodging cats all the livelong day… and you’ll soon realize that I don’t have all of my ducks in a line this week.
I don’t even have my ducks all in the same pond this week.
My ducks are all walking sideways, after enjoying a nice fermented cranberry mash that the farmer’s wife threw out to the coop.
Have a good weekend, y’all. May your immune systems stay strong, and may you avoid this influenza that is circulating, because I am living proof that it will flatten you down. And… may all of your coffee cups stay out of the dishwasher, until you’re good and ready for them to actually BE THERE.