Boom!

He concentrates on kicking.  Sticking his tongue out during a kick improves concentration, 800%.

He dribbles the ball.

He weaves in and out of players.

He shoots…

… HE SCORES!!!  His personal cheering section, involving grandmas and grandpas and parents, explodes in applause!  They wave giant signs… “THING 2 IS NUMBER ONE IN OUR HEARTS!” and “STEP ASIDE, MESSI.  THING 2’S IN THE HOUSE!”

Whoomp!!  There it is!  One soccer ball, at the back of the other team’s net.

(*cue Queen’s song, We Are the Champions, but not too loudly, because their moms are raising these boys to be respectable players with good sportsmanship*)

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