He concentrates on kicking. Sticking his tongue out during a kick improves concentration, 800%.
… HE SCORES!!! His personal cheering section, involving grandmas and grandpas and parents, explodes in applause! They wave giant signs… “THING 2 IS NUMBER ONE IN OUR HEARTS!” and “STEP ASIDE, MESSI. THING 2’S IN THE HOUSE!”
Whoomp!! There it is! One soccer ball, at the back of the other team’s net.