… we had a guy stop by and take a look at our dishwasher.
“You know that I’m not cheap, right? I work for Goldfish crackers and M&Ms, lady. Let’s get that straight before I even start.”
“But you’ve already crawled in there, sir. Doesn’t this mean you’ve already started?”
“Crawling in your dishwasher is a complimentary service. I’ll need the crackers and candies upfront if you want me to actually LOOK THINGS OVER.”
“I think this thing that spins… is… well… fascinating! Can you give me a minute, just to whip it around and watch it? And do you mind if I sing a little? You spin me right ’round, baby, right ’round, like a record, baby…”
“Do I have to pay extra for the singing?”
“Yes. It’ll cost an entire pile of the BWOO M&Ms. I like the bwoo ones the best.”
“Don’t think I didn’t hear you LAUGH AT ME when I tried to get my big thighs out of your dishwasher. That’ll be extra, lady. I want double the GWEEN M&Ms now. Next to bwoo, the gween ones are my favorite.”
… but we met his demands…
… and I think we’ll keep him around.