… Mama tried alright.
She really did.
Isn’t it hard to look at that face and know that he squirted half of a bottle of lotion onto his Thomas the Train table?!
And then he smeared it around and around, and then around some more.
And then he drove forty-eleven train engines through the mess.
And then he greased the train tracks up, good and proper.
Do you know exactly HOW FAR half of a bottle of lotion goes?!
He’s still my favorite toddler.
Ha ha