… Mama tried alright.

She really did.

Isn’t it hard to look at that face and know that he squirted half of a bottle of lotion onto his Thomas the Train table?!

And then he smeared it around and around, and then around some more.

And then he drove forty-eleven train engines through the mess.

And then he greased the train tracks up, good and proper.

Do you know exactly HOW FAR half of a bottle of lotion goes?!

He’s still my favorite toddler.