We went through five different outfits today.
And by we, I really mean the child who won’t bother to shout out, “Hey! You know what? I think I might need to use that potty again.”
After rinsing out underwear (Yes! I rinsed them out! And I lived to tell about it!), I washed my hands in the sink (Because HYGIENE, Y’ALL!). When I looked up in the mirror above that sink… I realized that I’d ruptured a blood vessel in my eye, and… well… my eye was BLEEDING.
Ten bucks says that’ll never happen to Kate Middleton when Prince George enters the Potty Training Stage.
It’s been one of those days, and these about sum it all up…
… it’s only poo.