THING 2 (as he was jamming out with his guitar):  Hey, Mom?  Do you like AC/DC?

ME:  Nope.  I don’t like them.

THING 2:  Do you like Back in Black, Mom?  Back in Black is my frave-rit!  It’s totally my frave-rit!

ME:  Nope.  I don’t like Back in Black.  Mommy doesn’t like AC/DC.

THING 2:  How come, Mom?  How come you don’t like AC/DC?

ME:  They hurt my ears.

*silence*

*more silence*

THING 2:  Maybe Dr. V could put some tubes in your ears, and then maybe you could like them, Mom.  Maybe tubes would help you.

#TubesAreNotTheAnswer

#RichardMarxIsSoMuchBetterThanAngus