THING 2:  “I’m gonna be a superhero!”

ME (knowing in my heart that he’s WAY cuter than even Iron Man is):  “Awesome, buddy!  Which superhero are you going to be?”

THING 2:  “I’m gonna be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.  I’m probably gonna live in the sewer and stomp on Tinkerbell.”

ME:  *speechless*

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