THING 2: “I’m gonna be a superhero!”
ME (knowing in my heart that he’s WAY cuter than even Iron Man is): “Awesome, buddy! Which superhero are you going to be?”
THING 2: “I’m gonna be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I’m probably gonna live in the sewer and stomp on Tinkerbell.”
ME: *speechless*
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