Yeah… Some kids stayed home today and watched Paw Patrol, but I went out and taught myself how to drift in this rental Range Rover.  Got it for the day with a fake ID.  BOOM!

And I don’t call them the brakes.  When I’m driving, it’s the coward pedal.  Look away, Mama.  The only braking I’m going to be doing is with the hand brake, while I oversteer this thing and lose traction in the back tires.

Also?  Well, I’m guessing this button right here might be the rocket booster I’ve been looking for…