Yeah… Some kids stayed home today and watched Paw Patrol, but I went out and taught myself how to drift in this rental Range Rover. Got it for the day with a fake ID. BOOM!
And I don’t call them the brakes. When I’m driving, it’s the coward pedal. Look away, Mama. The only braking I’m going to be doing is with the hand brake, while I oversteer this thing and lose traction in the back tires.
Also? Well, I’m guessing this button right here might be the rocket booster I’ve been looking for…