On Mondays, we build blanket forts.
Come to think of it, we build blanket forts on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, too.
And we use every blanket in the house, because nothing says GREAT FORT like THE SIZE OF ALASKA does. The downfall to this is that our arm span isn’t exactly wide enough to fold all the blankets we use, so guess who does the folding?
And guess who UNFOLDS all the blankets to build a SECOND FORT twelve minutes after the first one has been picked up?
This is our lives now, people.